2003-jul-26
Hares: Richard Pierce
Hounds: Divide My Pie, Icebox, Likes 2 Bang Poles, No Blow, Rolling Hooters, Salad Shooter, Sir Flatulot, Sunk'n Shit, Waaaaaay Beyond Gay, Wee Wee, finally: Dick Sniffah and Aurora from BVD
July 26th "Does DBH3 really do Saturday Trails?"
Wow! You'd think more people would show up for free beer and food on a Saturday. However, some people were on Dirve's Boat Hash, one was trying desperately to get laid around his 45th birthday (Did he succeed?), some were playing with sail boats, and some were just too damn hungover from that older guy's floating birthday party the night before. Speaking of floating birthdays ... Did anyone else have shoes that smelled of vomit?
The hash was a blast. Divide My Pie really wanted someone to whip out a deck. Of course, Pierce misheard her and whipped something else out. "No!" she screamed, "I want to play cards!" Pierce wondered if strip poker would be an acceptable game (He had a full three days to party before his wife, Pussy Comes Early, would get back from Haiti). Once Richard whipped out a deck of cards, everyone seemed ready to participate. However, once he and Divide mentioned money, everyone ran for the hills. What do you expect? Cheap ass poor people show up to free hashes on Saturday ... duh ... they can't afford to lose what they do not have!
The beer was cold, the trail was awesome, the food was enjoyable, the company was grand, and I have no more to say about that trail. Oh yeah, Aurora was a virgin and actully had fun.
-No Blow
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