2003-Dec-10
Where: couple cool restaurants near the DeLand Airport
Hares: Bone My Ass, I Wear Short Shorts, and Shit Dickler
Hounds: Butt Sucker, Derby, Divide My Pi, Gilligan, I'm So Fucked, Limp Dick, Momma, Neutered, No Blow, Paid to Lay, Pro Boner, Richard Pierce, Skinamax, Snake My Hole, Spoke Her, Sunk'n Shit, Urine Trouble, Waayyy Beyond Gay, Whore E Potter, Just Barbara
Virgins: Brian and Keith
OK, what do I remember about this hash? I remember that we started at the bar/restaurant that Peace Whore and Big Gulp ended at on their trail. I remember that Paid to Lay and Divide My Pi were the last to arrive ... by far, and No Blow was kind enough to wait for them and be the DFLs with them (Oh, wait, Divide My Pi was not a DFL, she auto-hashed from the mid-way point). Since I remember a mid-way point, I know there was a beer check (Thus, it must have been a decent trail). I remember Barbara - she has purty lips. Since Barbara was there, it must have been a good trail. I remember Derby - she has enough energy for fifteen normal people (Who is more energetic, Bone or Derby?) I remember that kid who hangs out with skinny big-dick guitar-strumming boy was there (He had not been there since he was named at Biketoberfest, but he still looked like the lead character in those JK Rowling books that have recently been turned into movies). I remember someone was awarded something for having so many runs or something ... it must not have been important, though. I remember that we ended with a fire near a sky-diving place and there was some really super hot chili that tasted way great with that wonderful cold beer (Since there was fire, chili, and beer, it must have been an awesome trail).
In circle, the three-headed hare drank, and Brian and Keith, who were brought in by Bone My Ass, did a celebratory down-down for being good-hearted virgins. Butt Sucker (a chain-smoker from St. Louis), Derby (Urine Trouble's buddy from the Bike-O-Psychos), ProBoner (Derby's Brother), Spoke Her (A recent semi-regular from the land of O2H3), and Urine Trouble (a pissy Bike-O-Psycho) represented the out-of-towners. Gilligan is still unemployed, Momma was not bleeding, Whore-E-Potter headed up the list of too-long-betweeners (Momma and No Blow drank with this group for some reason), Waayyy and Jesus had birthdays, Skinny and Divide were a handful of many auto-hashers, and others drank for other reasons (Forgive me for trying to remember all of this stuff a month later J). Following the regular down-downs, Barbara was called into the circle to be named. Barbara is from Switzerland, she was leaving the following weekend (so we didn't want to waste a good name on her), she is a sky-diver, she spits and swallows simultaneously, she is a backdoor girl, and she really likes goats. After a short deliberation, we named her Fudge Pack My Chute. Nothing else important happened. Richard Pierce earned his 100th DBH3 Hash bag. Like I said, nothing else important happened.
Off to make up some stuff for the next two hash trashes ... see you when we get back from Colorado!
-No Blow
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