DBH3 Hash #724

Hares: Momma and No Blow

Drivers: Udderly Delicious and Waayyy Beyond Gay

Hounds: Big Gulp, Bitch Fucker, Black Vulva, Bone My Ass, Bread Dick, Buffy the Campfire Slayer, CoCo 4 Coconuts, Cum Dumpster, 8's Enough, Flash, Gilligan, I Wear Short Shorts, Iva, Jake Off, Just Brian (8's Husband), Just Lory, Just Maurenn, Just PAM, Kareem I Drool My Pie, Likes to Bang Poles, Missing Link, Mt. Dora, Neutered, Peterphile, Rolling Hooters, Skinamax, Snake My Hole, Sunk'n Shit, Teddy Foreskin, Three Phase Cock Spitter, Tool Time, Toys in the Drawer, Wee Wee, and Yoke Choker

Virgins: Dave (Just PAM's guest), Carl and Ken (Hooter's guests), and Christian (Just Maureen's son)

True Hounds: Ice Box and Shorts's two dogs (Crotch Sniffer? Kiss Up? Cat Breath? What are there names again?)

The trail started at the Howard Johnson's in DeLand near 44 and I-4. Virgin Dave arrived to see two O2H3 hashers stripping down. He cautiously approached the men to find out they were named Iva and Buffy. Later he met No Blow and explained that Just PAM invited him. Wow! Three feminine names and a long-haired guy named No Blow. "Is this a gay club?" he thought. We explained that women would arrive and we were not gay. He was still real ready to leave the place. Then Waayyy Beyond Gay showed up - heh. After the other 36 people showed up, Dave felt way more comfortable ... No, not waayyy more comfortable. Speaking of Waayyy, he was kind enough to go buy some more beer for the start (Who knew that the hounds would pound down over sixty beers before the hares would leave?)

The trail was a jaunt through some woods to a beer stop at a truck. It continued on and around the road that surrounds Lake Winnemissett, down a dirt road, down a muddy road, and to another beer stop. The trail then went out onto a paved road, down a long dirt road, out across 44, and to Dolly's Old Time Tavern. We did circle inside because the three people in the bar (two of whom were working there) needed entertainment. Bastards asked us to get the dogs out of the big-old bar, though ... something about health codes - heh.

In circle, No Blow pulled Wayyay Beyond Gay into circle as a co-hare. Waayyy was kind enough to let No Blow throw plops of flour out of the back of his truck. Buffy and Iva yelled, "No wonder we couldn't catch him, damn it!" Momma told the co-hare that the people were running right past the beer stop at a break-neck pace. The drive and plop method was a must. The Out-of-Towners included, of course, Buffy and Iva from Other Orlando, Missing Link and Jake Off from the Bike-O-Psychos of Orlando, and CoCo 4 Coconuts from Orlando; Too-Long-Betweeners were headed up by Mt. Dora, Three Phase, and Toys in the Drawer; Birthday people were led by Bread Dick who is now legally allowed to enter a bar; and the auto-hashers practically filled the circle. The FRBs were the stocky little dudes from Orlando (Peterphile and Iva), Virgin Christian drank after he told us his mother made him cum (Will this news reach his mother's students at DBCC?) and the DFL was Tool Time.

Lory was to be named, so UD offered up that Lory loves anal sex. However, Lory didn't respond when No Blow asked if her husband knew she enjoyed such action ... strange. We found out a few other things about this lovely lady, but I'll be damned if remember what. Lory was named Glory Hole, at the urging of Peterphile (Does Peterphile name, or help name, at least one person every hash he shows up at?).

We had an on-after at Sharks Lounge. A good time was had by all ... If you weren't there, we didn't miss you.

-No Blow

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-Mar-07 05:30:58 PM EST