2003-Apr-30
Hares: Skinamax & Just PAM
Hounds: Peterphile, Down-n-Dirty, Guckin' Foofy, A Yellow River Runs Through It, Meet Her Beaver, Big Gulp, Richard Pierce, Teddy Foreskin, Likes To Bang Poles (& Icebox), Just Mike, Just Roy, 3 Phase Cock Spitter, Peace Whore, Snake My Hole, No Blow, Waaayyy Beyond Gay, Ate My Pooper, 8's Enough, Cockpit, Cum Dumpster, Gilligan
Virgin: Christa
(Okay, I'm not feeling funny today, so this will just contain facts. And I don't have very many of those because I didn't do trail. So sue me!)
We (the non-fairweather hashers) met at the K-Mart in Deland. The big black cloud looming overhead had us convinced that this would not be a dry hash. The guys were already planning the wet t-shirt contest and discussing who would win (Beaver). The hares gave a quick chalk talk and didn't waste any time taking off hoping to beat the rain. Skinamax even RAN for a WHOLE BLOCK!!!
Skinny gave the walkers a supposed "shortcut," but it turned out to be not so short. The FRBs were still way up in front. It started raining and the stragglers (aka DFLs- Waaayyy Beyond Gay, Cockpit & Likes To Bang Poles) ended up hitching a ride with Skinamax who came to check our progress. WBG told him to drive slow so we wouldn't spill our beer. He took us to OB's where we waited and waited and waited for the rest of the pack. The lovely and talented Peace Whore was already there after ranging the entire way. OB's had a great setup-big yard, picnic tables, bonfire-perfect for hashers. Skinamax took off to pick up another truckload of walkers. So we waited some more.
Circle highlights: Ate My Pooper had to drink for hashing in big ole honkin' work boots. No chance of him sneaking up behind somebody in those things. Just Traci & Just Laurie were voyeurs again, just showing up when the circle began. We need to remember that when it comes time to name them, that is if they ever earn names. We circled up around the bonfire so someone suggested that we have a "fire chair" for down-downs since BVD has the "ice chair." Ummmm, let's think about that-how about NO!
Time to name Just Mike! He works for some lame-ass Deland newspaper and always wears all black. Johnny Gash, Charcoal Dickette, Tiny Fester (because he looks like a cross between Tiny Tim and Uncle Fester). All good choices, but think of the song "Black Velvet." How about Black Vulva (I Make Little Boys Smile)-also good, but the hands down winner was.drumroll please.Black Vulva (If You Please). Thanks to Peterphile for pulling that one out of his ass!
Circle was pretty short because we RAN OUT OF BEER!!!!!!!!! On-aftered at OB's for more beer, cheap bar food and a live band that was, well, not so good.
That's all I got. See you next time.
-Cockpit
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