DBH3 Hash #1080

2009-Sep-02

Hare: Nickel, Shorty

Hounds: Bar Fly, Bone My Ass, Chicks With Dicks, Gilligan, Meatless Taco, No Blow, Sh*t Dickler, Shoots n' Spatters, Skid Row,

Late cumers: Baaack that Sheep Up, Versace Crotchy,

A very meager pack of hounds gathered at the intracoastal park in Ormond. It was gloomy and cool with a light drizzle...perfect hashing weather.

It was supposed to be the "Nickle-knack" hash, but our dear Miss Nookie knacks was not having a good inner ear day, so her gallant hubby filled in for her making it the "Nickle-Short" hash.

Trail set off to the west and we immediately went to Waaaayyy Gay's house where we partied naked ALL NIGHT LONG like rock stars and totally trashed the place!!!!!! Well.....ok....just kidding...I had to make something up since we were in Gay boy's hood.

Not too far into trail several of us got off course and then some nice lady told us where to go so we picked up marks again and happily continued. However, we missed a spooky cemetery and at least a mile or more of trail...luckily we all ended up at the beer check next to some cool neglected historical Holly Hill ruins that Gilligan built back in the 1920's. See below for your history lesson:

Rio Vista Subdivision Gateway, Calle Grande Street, Ormond Beach This structure was built as a grand entryway for the Rio Vista subdivision platted in 1926. The subdivision was owned and developed by Gilligan, who had made his fortune with a Sex Toy Manufacturing Company, in Dover, Ohio, moved to Florida in 1922 to deal in real estate. By 1927, a hotel, 1 Brothel, 38 homes, 56 bars and more than 15 miles of paved roads had been developed. But this all came to a halt upon the advent of the Great Depression. Gilligan took up drinking and hashing full time after that...

Moving right along, we set off on the second half of trail which took us through a very soggy, flooded golf course and then through some more flooded shiggy areas. There were rumors that the former hashing beast "Sir Sh*t's a lot" had plunked a floater in the water, much to my, Skids and Meatlesseseses, dismay...but come to find out it was only a joke...no real floaters to dodge.

Finally...we came upon a gnarly LOUD bar that had a cool gazebo kinda place out back with tables.

We promptly started circle with the usual down-downs and then No-Blow presented Shoots and Splatters with his 50Th mug!! He had to apologize for the engraver who made a typo rendering shoots new shiny mug to say "Shoot and Spatters"...oh well...the poor engraver probably shakes his head (actually, she cracks up! ed.) every time Gilligan brings him an order.

Meanwhile...here comes a truck load of very yummy pizza. I'm serious, Nickle got waaaay to much...and the pizza guy and gal threw in 2 more so there was about one whole pizza for each hasher. And on top of all the beer we had...the drunk girls who joined us brought extra pitchers of beer in exchange for pizza.

Nickle did a great job and made sure that if you walked away thirsty or hungry it was your own damn fault!!

On~out,
Boney (dbh3 stunt scribe for the lovely Nunya)

Last modified: Friday, 2009-Sep-11 08:07:31 PM EDT