DBH3 Hash #1058

2009-Apr-08

Hares: Dirty Crack Whore, Tap My Ass & Nunya

Hounds: Twenty-ish

Virgins:

Visitors:

It began at KMart under an almost full moon with a guest visit from the recuperating Gilligan. (Get well, Gilligan - we miss you!) After the hares, Dirty Crack Whore and Tap My Ass snuck off, the walkers and runners followed trail. There was plenty of shiggy and lots of logs to cross. Almost everyone made it across, a few casualties - Cock Star took the plunge and B'low Me saved himself but was up to his elbows in muck. Shoots showed his fireman skills by crossing a mush log, not once but twice and Meatless wowed us with her twinkle toe talent gained when she was a steel worker. Skid row went down, but not in the water....

Beer and munchies were served under a full moon at the beer check by co-hare Nunya & her trusty beer truck driver Got Crabs? 5:00 shadow joined the drive team for the second half of trail. After much shiggy and maybe a bit of shagging, the hashers found their way to Dirty's home where a bon fire, chili, beer, and muchies welcomed them. Some read and followed the instructions and brought a change of clothes and a chair. Others just ate, drank and helped No Blow, in his new kilt, name Haq/Huck. He showed us his Cock Star bite mark and stuck to his story about leaving for Washington, DC and emerged from the circle as Floppy Cock. Fecal the LIFO - arriving after beer check and still beating everyone to the beer near - over achiever! A few had to be taught to remove cranium gear, some had to repeat the exercise. Grizzly was dog less, My Cunty had to leave early with her escort and Tard Tackler looked a bit shocked at No Blow's new songs. Bow Cocky, Mother F'er, Bloody Horsecock, Dickler, Rolling Hooters, and Sticky Books were in attendance and everyone is gearing up to paddle on Saturday.

I would like to thank my co-hares - great job! You would never know it was your first haring! Till Saturday, On Out! Nunya.

Last modified: Thursday, 2009-Apr-09 09:58:19 AM EDT